See Trouble

The issue of "bear-bear" (beard) is one great issue amongst guyz,it comes in different styles,patterns and or shapes.When i was in secondary school,i remembered when my principal (a retired soldier) Col. Bisuga raised the issue of guyz with beards.He was against the fact that young boys who grow beards leave it,rather he prefer them shave it off.Thank God say we be small boys wey never even grow one strand of hair.
It was war against "bear-bear" and what he did was go round classes most especially SS 3,to give guyz unwarranted shave.Naturally some of this guys were gifted,i mean (hairy) while others grow it with the help of Methylated spirit and they complain "if i shave,it grows the more".Anyway i have this friend who dey always jealous me and tell me when i got to higher institution that i'm lucky not having the beards,he was tired of the wahala of shaving every 3 days.

I laughed my head off on Saturday when i was passed by a street in my area and i heard a thick voice raking.Oh my God it was from a guy in a restaurant (ibo kitchen) who was telling a girl "i go beat you now,you think say because i no get bear-bear i be your mate",i looked at the guy and saw his jaw was as plain as mine,but i had pity on him cos i knew the girl must have offended him a great deal.That is to say if to say the guy get am,the girl fit fear the bear-bear make she give am some respect.

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